Can't Stand Me Now

Grabbing the cash with much Force

Administrator — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:40:46 +0000

This is awesome: Man Robs Long Island Bank Wearing Darth Vader Mask. Actually he was also wearing the cape and breast plate — looks like he was about 2/3 fully ‘Vadered. I just wish I knew what he said to the teller. Was it the basic “Gimme all the money” or did he put on a James Earl Jones voice and say something silly like “Luke, I am your bank robber…”

Awesome. Oh, yeah, stealing is wrong.

Shirley Sherrod’s dismissal now trapped in strappy footwear

Administrator — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:02:09 +0000

The tarring and subsequent firing of Shirley Sherrod is wrong in so many ways — Breitbart and company are utter tools, which isn’t exactly news, but the White House and Tom Vilsack have reacted poorly, to say the least. All I’m gonna say is this. If you’re being a douchebag in the public square, if you’re out there spouting cynical garbage — stuff you know isn’t even true but you say it to play to your racist followers — do try to avoid silly typos. You’re trying to put an intellectual face on simple ignorance and prejudice. But intellectuals are usually good spellers.

The sane reaction to, and best defense against, this whole story is laughter. Turn a “scandal” into a “sandal” and the chuckles just come that much easier.

“Don’t ask, don’t tell” — the comic book

Administrator — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 03:54:56 +0000

From Comics with Problems, “Dignity and Respect: A Training Guide on Homosexual Conduct Policy”. The nitty gritty of the awkward protocols dictated by a bizarre policy told in comic book form — it ain’t exactly Sgt. Rock. Actually, it may be Sgt. Rock — we’re didn’t inquire re: Sgt.’s hardness and if we knew we wouldn’t tell.

Oops I’ve ripped a hole in the internet. Sorry

Administrator — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 03:57:33 +0000

Google Chrome can’t find google.com but suggests I might find google.com by simply Googling google.com.

I’m not feeling lucky.

What the frick?

Administrator — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 07:35:57 +0000

What are the last words a redneck says before he dies? “Watch this…”

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Dad, do you ever get that … itchy feeling?

Administrator — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:24:22 +0000

When it comes to TV commercials for products you apply to your intimate areas, nothing can top the ’80s spots that began “Mom, do you ever get that … not-so-fresh feeling?” I wonder whether I would still be so sure of myself if I spoke Japanese. This is potentially just as good.

Amazing Feats of Yo-yo

Administrator — Mon, 31 May 2010 22:32:09 +0000

…or not.

Boom boom pow

Administrator — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:02:10 +0000

Why do I keep posting soccer videos? Must be the slow creep, creep, creep of World Cup Fever. Here’s an outstanding celebration from the Danish Superliga. Love the Superliga.

Farewell Mark Linkous

Administrator — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:35:48 +0000

I can’t say Sparklehorse was the most consistent group/guy in music, but when it/he was good he was very good. Mark Linkous killed himself Sunday — very sad.

Nice to visit but you wouldn’t want to Dwell there

Administrator — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:26:15 +0000

“Daddy was making them watch yet another documentary on the impact of Bauhaus on American architecture.” –from Unhappy Hipsters, a deconstruction of the photography in Dwell magazine.