A few things your dad liked

Here’s just the sort of thing that gets me going. “Gets me going” perhaps a poor choice of words — but for me, as a kinda-ex-Playboy guy who likes forgotten music and fetishizes everything having to do with bygone bachelorpad-ism, a picture like this is like a papyrus scroll from Giza. Look at that sweet [...]

Can’t stand these links for Friday

They say the internet is a series of chairs. This is some stuff stuck to the bottom of those chairs.
British retailer eliminates so-called “boobage penalty.” Actually nobody has called it the “boobage penalty.” I just made that up. Stand back, I’m a professional writer.
Honestly I didn’t think Eddie Izzard could be any funnier. But that’s [...]

Wanted: Lilo, etc.

Warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest.
System of a Down drummer buys Action Comics #1 for $317,200.
Melee breaks out at America’s Next Top Model auditions.
Miley Cyrus: “Stinkin’ Radiohead. I’m gonna ruin them.”
Obit: Alan Livingston signed the Beatles to Capitol, created Bozo, wrote “I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat.”

Underage porn star

Assume what you want about my day job, but really — I don’t know a whole lot about hardcore porn. Really, I don’t. But I do know the party line on Sasha Grey. She’s the porn star who might have a career in mainstream films too, see her in Steven Soderbergh’s Girlfriend Experience later this [...]

It’s That Simple

Munn + video game + panties. Who could ask for anything more.

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