Top 10 Francos

James Franco, James Franco, James Franco. Actor James Franco. Writer James Franco. Artist James Franco. Grad student James Franco. Are you sick of James Franco?

He may be a neat guy, but he’s hardly deserving of all this adulation. He’s not the greatest person ever. He’s not even the greatest Franco ever. Not even close. These are the 10 best Francos, and James doesn’t even make the top six. Read and learn:

10. John Franco

Relief pitcher, New York Mets, 1990-2004

9. Francisco Franco

Dictator of Spain, 1939-75

8. Ani DiFranco

Folk-punk singer

7. James Franco

Actor, etc.

6. Frank O’Hara

Poet

5. Franco-American

Inventor of Spaghetti-Os

4. Franco Zeffirelli

Film director, The Taming of the Shrew (1967), Romeo and Juliet (1968), Endless Love (1981), Hamlet (1990)

3. Leryn Franco

Paraguayan Olympic athlete (javelin) and swimsuit model

2. Franco Harris

Pittsburgh Steelers running back (1972-83), famous for the “Immaculate Reception”

1. Victor Franko

Character in The Dirty Dozen (1967) played by John Cassavetes