I shake my rusty innards on the catwalk

APTOPIX Japan Girl RobotJapan trying to replace robotic, affect-less runway models with actual robots. “‘Even as a fashion model, people in the industry told us she was short and had a rather ordinary figure,’ says Hirohisa Hirukawa, one of the robot’s developers.”
Mamma Mia, thatsa spicy capitalist junk food. North Korea gets pizza. “Chefs were sent to Italy for training by leader Kim Jong-il, who said North Koreans should be able to try the world’s best foods.”
It’s official: Monkeys practice better dental hygiene than me. Video of them flossing with human hair. It is of some consolation, however, that I have never smelt my own stinky finger and fallen off a tree branch. Or maybe I have done it, but nobody has captured it on film.
Sci-Fi channel to misspell itself SyFy, upping cool factor by 0.0002 points.
Britney’s dad is keeping her in line with the Jesus, keeping her off the internets. Yes, because parental repression always solves the problem. Meltdown in t-minus 5, 4, 3…

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